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- -cat jokes-
Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
Q: What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid Kit.
Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted!
- dino jokes
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't shut!
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
Q: How can you best raise a baby dinosaur?
A: With a crane!
Q: What did the dinosaur put on her steak?
- bird jokes
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and...?
A: A penguin falling down the stairs!
Q: When does a teacher carry birdseed?
A: When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!